"I’m afraid I’ll never finish college. I’m afraid I’ll finish college with student loans I can never pay back. I’m afraid I’ll get a degree and won’t be able to find a job in that field. I’m afraid I’ll get a degree, get the job I dreamed of, and hate it."
when i see a clothing item i like and check the price tag
This is a good reason to always carry sidewalk chalk in the car.
a brony called me unattractive
because i have hair on my legs
wait, don’t female ponies have fur on their legs? what a confused brony
IMAGINE A ROBOT LIVING WITH A HUMAN FOR THAT HUMAN’S ENTIRE LIFE
AND THEN WHEN THE HUMAN DIED, THE ROBOT TRIES TO FIX IT BECAUSE IF DOESN’T UNDERSTAND THAT THE HUMAN IS DEAD AND NOT SIMPLY BROKEN
AND EVENTUALLY THE ROBOT GETS SO CAUGHT UP IN TRYING TO FIX ITS HUMAN THAT IT FORGETS TO TAKE CARE OF ITSELF AND RUSTS WHILE STILL TRYING TO FIX ITS HUMAN WITH NEW PARTS
FIRST OF ALL HOW DARE YOU
the annual scholastic book fair was the only reason i didn’t drop out of elementary school
please enjoy this video of an action packed, high speed fight between two cats.